breakin' the mold since eighty-eight, I am crysteena.
Boy(9:36:21 PM): me and my best friend lit my crotch on fire
Me (9:37:35 PM): gross
Me (9:37:42 PM): did it damage you?
Boy (9:38:05 PM): haha
Boy (9:38:09 PM): i was wearing pants
Me (9:38:16 PM): =/
Boy (9:38:20 PM): they were going to stomp it out
Boy (9:38:38 PM): but I saved my genitals by dumping water on it
Me (9:41:43 PM): GOOD JOB BUDDY!
